There's a guy with a Doberman pincher and a guy with a chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman pincher says to the guy with the Chihuahua, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat."
The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."
The guy with the Doberman pincher says, "Just follow my lead."
They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the Doberman pincher puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walk in. A guy at the door says, "Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed."
The guy with the Doberman says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
They guy at the door says, "A Doberman pincher?"
He says, "Yes, they're using them now, they're very good."
The guy at the door says, "Come on in." The guy with the Chihuahua figures, "What the heck," so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in.
The guy at the door says, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."
The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The guy at the door says, "A Chihuahua?"
He says," You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?"
DOG BITE
So I was in this bar and next to me was a man with a dog sitting at his feet; so I said to this man "Does your dog bite?" And he replied "My dog has never bitten anybody in his life." So I put my hand down to pat the dog, and it near bit my hand off! So I said to this man "I thought you said your dog did not bite" and he replied "That is not my dog."