Ya Ever Notice?..

1. How come a dog hates it when you blow in its face, but hangs its head out the window when you are driving?

2. Why do firehouses have dalmatians?

3. How do you KNOW it's new and improved dog food?

4. If dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?

5. If a dog sweats through his tongue, why does he have armpits?

6. If you spill spot remover on a dalmatian, will it's spots disappear?

7. Why is it that when dogs are soaking wet, they wait until they' right next to you before they shake?

8. Why is a dog so jumpy if you lightly touch its tail, yet it feels nothing when it bangs it repeatedly on the kitchen table?

9. Since GOD spelled backwards is DOG, does that make my pet dog Satan?

10. If you named your dog "Stay" and you taught him to obey your commands, what would the dog do if you said "Come, Stay."?

11. Water in the southern hemisphere turns around counter-clockwise before going down the drain.
Do dogs in the southern hemisphere turn around counter-clockwise before they lie down?

12. What does "how come" mean? Is it a command for a dog named How, to come?

13. If I throw a stick away, I don't want it. Why does my dog always bring it back?

14. If you could teach an old dog new tricks, who would care? Surely not the dog?

15. Can a dog wag it's tail backwards? If so, how would we know?

16. If a dog's bark is worse than his bite, why don't hospitals have to report dog bark wounds?

17. When you give water to the dog, you say you watered the dog. So if you give milk to the cat, have you milked the cat?

18. Is there any tree too big for a short dog to lift his leg on?

19. Do Police Dogs get free doughnuts too?

20. Why is it that when my dog yawns at me it makes me yawn, but when I yawn at him, he doesn't yawn?

21. Why do people say they are sicker than a dog? Since when are dogs so sick?