Old: Dog
New: Domestic Partner
Old: Hound
New: Canine Companion
Old: Person
New: Quadruped-impaired
Old: Pet
New: Roommate
Old: Master
New: Master chef
Old: Owner
New: Automatic Door Opener
Old: Command
New: Suggestion
Old: Pot Roast
New: Dog food
Old: Groomer
New: Spa
Old: "Accident"
New: Self-expression
Old: Barking
New: Discussing
Old: Discipline
New: Assertiveness Training
Old: Obedience
New: Self-actualization
Old: Shedding
New: Self-renewal
Old: Digging through trash
New: Recycling
Old: Dog pack
New: Fraternal organization
Old: Guard dog
New: Defense chief
Old: Sheep dog
New: Agricultural management professional
Old: Lap dog
New: Personal advisor
Old: Stray
New: Explorer
Old: Kids
New: Assailants
Old: Bath
New: Obsolete
Old: Cat
New: Mobile Toy
Old: Chewing
New: Domestic Renovation
Old: Fence
New: Magic Marker