A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He went over to the typewriter and typed, "I would like to apply for this position."
The receptionist immediately got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least.
The manager said "You know the sign says you have to be good with a computer." The dog went to the computer, typed a letter, printed it, and brought it to the manager.
The manager was totally dumb-founded! He then said to the dog: "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog, but I still can't give you the job."
The dog jumped down and went to the sign. He barked a loud, "Woof!" as he thumped his paw on "Equal Opportunity Employer."
The manager replied, "Yes. But, it also says you need to be bilingual."
The dog looked at the manager calmly and uttered: "Meow!"