THE PACK LEADER'S BILL OF RIGHTS

1. To eat first, gorge themselves and own any pickings left over.

2. To stand, sit or lie down wherever they want.

3. To have access to "prime" spots in the household.

4. To control entry to and from any room in the house.

5. To proceed through all narrow openings first.

6. To initiate the hunt and decide where to hunt.

7. To make the "kill" at the end of the hunt.

8. To demand attention from subordinate pack members.

9. To ignore or actively discourage unwanted attention.

10. To restrict the movements of lesser-ranking pack members.

11. To win all games.